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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

dykemd:

if i were on the board of home depot id suggest opening a lesbian bar in the gardening section

triskeleaficionado:

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crazycephalopoda:

spaghet-dad:

crazycephalopoda:

The matamata turtle looks like your grandmother when you’re telling her about something that she doesnt understand but she loves you and is being supportive.

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the matamata turtle also has one of the coolest feeding mechanisms ever (video here) where it literally creates a vacuum so strong fish can’t escape and just swallows em whole. 10/10 animal

Just like my grandmother.

memewhore:

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elephantwildlife:

A great gift for any Excel lover or the finance bro that really can’t stop talking about his job. Ever.


Get it HERE

ted-and-bill:

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new meme format

tumblr still exists, huh? neat.

equal-pay:

Most athletes: visualize lifting a trophy

Christen Press: visualizes how happy it makes fans to watch them play

This woman is too pure…

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After uswnt v Canada, 2.9.20

jelly-tyson:

wherever i go, there i am

23-bestfriends:

*Christen scores THAT goal*

Everyone:

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snixxlixx:

“I think Press has to be in that starting lineup come semifinal time,” “she was on the bubble under Ellis”

YES JULIE TELL ‘EM

daedricpince: “ sapphomets: “ kidzbopdeathgrips: “” anyone wanna go for a hike ” Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek ”

daedricpince:

sapphomets:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

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anyone wanna go for a hike

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Me and the girls taking the trek from poo poo point to pee pee creek

pressandheath1723:

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So cute ❤️

my heart…